As you all read this and watch the illustrious Tim Gunn mentor his mentors, I will be high as a kite on morphine while I spend my first night in the hospital after my knee surgery. I'll be back next week, though, probably cranky with post-op pain, so those designers better watch out!

Anyway, last week they sent home a sort of boring but inoffensive white and black dress, and kept a hideous green satin gown that looked like it could possibly be radioactive. In addition, the winner was a horrifying, poorly fitted, downright ugly jumpsuit. This does NOT bode well for the rest of the season.

So tonight: how over-involved will Nick be this week? Will Tim have to handcuff him to a chair? Will Mondo make his shorts any shorter? Discuss!